One of the upsides of my temporary ban from England was I got to participate in FAT Christmas. Seeing Sara and Celeste was so good. I’d been missing them a lot. Anyway, Sara gave me this cute egg-shaped lip balm as part of a gift. I really like it and think it’s cool. I remember saying to her how I liked how big it is, because it’ll be easy to find in the bottom of a bag, but she didn’t tell me how hard it would be to keep track of this thing. I almost always put it on our big dresser after using it, but I rarely find it there. Instead, it surprises me by popping up in the most unexpected places. Take a look.
It’s the damnedest thing. It must know how to apparate or something. There’s simply no other explanation.